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DUDE. You NEVER make the tips touch! WTF?!
Hey lady, wrong snake.
my milk snake brings all the girls to the yard.
“Say hello to my little friend!”
Is this a new kind of porn or something.
If so I think I might be into it…
You show me yours I’ll show you mine.
What is she thinking…she should know that snakes don’t match with leopard bikini’s!
can you smell my crotch with your tongue like the snake does?
And thats when i JIZZED in my pants
thats what i call going head to head
Trouser, meet Snake.
Oh man I can’t wait for this episode of Going Deep with Manny from the Wildboyz.
Shortly after this photo was taken, that snake made KassemG a man.
lolwut.
Kassem: *breathes in* wonderful
“I’ll show you what a real tunnel snake looks like” fallout3 reference
Snake: “Hola im Ricky Martin!”.
Kassem G: “Oh shit.”
Na’vi woman initiates Tsahaylu with Kassem G. The life bond has begun.
This lady’s outfit is ALMOST more distracting than Kassem’s lesbian haircut.
Snake: Come on man! Let me suck yo dick! I’ll give you a cheeseburger!
Lmao! Let that snake suck you up Kassem! Or maybe I can;) Lmfao!!
This is a special penis finding snake for unfortunate people like you with microscopic bacterial sized penises.
I’ve heard of crossing swords but not snakes.
Why does it smell like fish and cheetah?
I CAME!
“I’m so scared, I just shit my elbow.”
A new kind of fetish
FART
“Hey Do You Use Any Purell After Stroking Your Snake…?”
God, why must you tempt me with such muses with sexy reptiles?!
Geez lady. Have you ever considered getting that thing removed?
To Bad It’s Not A Wolf, I would of enjoyed this more.
Kassem: “I knew I shouldn’t have named my penis mini mouse.”
“can I touch it?”
Thank you, God! Finally…a chick whose into strap-ons!
Snake: awww…. Who the little-wittle snakey-wakey?? Yes you are!! yes you are!!
Guess which one is Kassem’s.
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don’t be a pussy, This handler seem’s legit.
This is how Egyptians do it.
Snakes – The absolute worst thing to have on your plane
woman: my penis radar does not catch any signal at all
wanna get in my pants?
What a horrible women!!!! and whos the dude with the snake!!!!
Lady: Oh man, i’ve never seen one this big before, or this slimy. I like it.
snake BJ ftw!
snake:i’d tap that!
“God dammit! even this crazy bitch has a bigger snake than me”
That’s either a very small snake or a penis..
)
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
“You vanna have a snake fight”