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    April 8th, 2010

    Caption This!

    Screen shot 2010-04-08 at 4.25.01 PM

    Best caption get’s tweeted. And a cup of a mystery man’s semen…okay, it’s my semen.

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    279 Responses to “Caption This!”

      Lady Gaga must have one of those…

      Denz

      “God.. Thou shall kill this bitch bragging about how big her snake is!”

      K.Snow

      “JIZZED IN MY PANTS”

      74 Degrees, partly cloudly.
      And if you look down here-
      shit.

      Ørjan

      “First time it felt like I’ve had a penis.”

      Chump McGrump

      Sunny with a chance snake biting my penis off.

      Interior Loser

      “Is it just me or is that snake trying to seduce me.”

      Grant

      Gee, Kassem I didn’t think it was that big.

      ‘Is that a small child in a balloon up there?’ or you know ‘insert joke about snake/penis’

      Fezile Mbuku

      Real snake vs Trouser snake.

      kieryn

      no there not a snake in my pants its getting there

      MAtt

      I’m Sick n tired of these motherf*ckin’ snakes on this motherf*ckin’ beach

      snake eats hot guy with a 6 pack

      “Snake attracted to dark haired trannies.”

      “Snake searches very very small furry prey.”

      “Snake hungry for crabs.”

      “Deepthroat 2″ or “Snakes Suck Shlongs”

      “Circumcision, it won’t hurt a bit.”

      “Life Lesson: Don’t lose bets.”

      Boa snake, meet trouser snake.

      Jamie Gibson

      OMG! I just “Hissed” my pants!

      Kevin

      I think my snake has fallen for your belt.

      Stephen Carter

      “Dear God, PLEASE make her grope my snake like that.”

      shawn

      That is quite a tape worm the witch doctor lady removed from you Kassem. Are you having any separation anxiety?

      NahSoR

      Yes, it is that long. And has a a weird skin pattern.

      dave

      Then Kassem awoke to find himself a lone with the vaccuum.

      Carmela

      Wow kassem, you werent joking when you said it was as big as a 12 foot snake!! ;)

      Shaleen

      Snakes…takes one to find one…and he is onto something.

      Mr. Smith

      “Sword Fight!”

      “Take it easy, I have only had a snake in my pants one other time.”

      sk8rtuti

      You like that. Yea You like that

      Zev

      “Man, if I had a dime for every time this happened to me…….I would have one dime.”

      JJfromCT

      Dad is that you?…… Dont worry im coming for you…..lol

      [VaGAg]

      Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid :D

      [VaGAg]

      Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid :D My mail is supervagag@hotmail.com send me a mail?.. or somethin…¿

      [VaGAg]

      Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid :D My mail is supervagag@hotmail.com send me a mail?.. or somethin…

      MY ANDACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

      I just asked this lady if she could tell me where to find a snake like that. She replied, ” Right here, the Amazon and my ass.”

      celeste

      oooo yeahhhh. that feels good!

      hugh g rection

      you havent really been releasing new videos on the days you said you would.. whats up with that you jackoff!!!!

      Walston

      Just reach out and grab my snake… I know your embarrassed but it’s just like when you go home and play with your snake… Only difference is that this one is on me.

      zani

      snake on snake action

      mike

      I remember my first time…

      nick Baker

      Damn Bitch, I said no fangs!

      grab my privates. Ok. I said grab my privates not make your snake bite them!!!

      E-Rin

      “Pfffft! Mine is sooo much bigger.”

      And the award for the best gypsy look alike goes to this thing right here

      Late commenter

      ” This is how you’re getting your semen. “

      cameron

      god, thank you…thank you so much!

     
     
     

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