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Lady Gaga must have one of those…
“God.. Thou shall kill this bitch bragging about how big her snake is!”
“JIZZED IN MY PANTS”
74 Degrees, partly cloudly. And if you look down here- shit.
“First time it felt like I’ve had a penis.”
Sunny with a chance snake biting my penis off.
“Is it just me or is that snake trying to seduce me.”
Gee, Kassem I didn’t think it was that big.
‘Is that a small child in a balloon up there?’ or you know ‘insert joke about snake/penis’
Real snake vs Trouser snake.
no there not a snake in my pants its getting there
I’m Sick n tired of these motherf*ckin’ snakes on this motherf*ckin’ beach
snake eats hot guy with a 6 pack
“Snake attracted to dark haired trannies.”
“Snake searches very very small furry prey.”
“Snake hungry for crabs.”
“Deepthroat 2″ or “Snakes Suck Shlongs”
“Circumcision, it won’t hurt a bit.”
“Life Lesson: Don’t lose bets.”
Boa snake, meet trouser snake.
OMG! I just “Hissed” my pants!
I think my snake has fallen for your belt.
“Dear God, PLEASE make her grope my snake like that.”
That is quite a tape worm the witch doctor lady removed from you Kassem. Are you having any separation anxiety?
Yes, it is that long. And has a a weird skin pattern.
Then Kassem awoke to find himself a lone with the vaccuum.
Wow kassem, you werent joking when you said it was as big as a 12 foot snake!!
Snakes…takes one to find one…and he is onto something.
“Sword Fight!”
“Take it easy, I have only had a snake in my pants one other time.”
You like that. Yea You like that
“Man, if I had a dime for every time this happened to me…….I would have one dime.”
Dad is that you?…… Dont worry im coming for you…..lol
Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid
Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid My mail is supervagag@hotmail.com send me a mail?.. or somethin…¿
Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid My mail is supervagag@hotmail.com send me a mail?.. or somethin…
MY ANDACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
I just asked this lady if she could tell me where to find a snake like that. She replied, ” Right here, the Amazon and my ass.”
oooo yeahhhh. that feels good!
you havent really been releasing new videos on the days you said you would.. whats up with that you jackoff!!!!
Just reach out and grab my snake… I know your embarrassed but it’s just like when you go home and play with your snake… Only difference is that this one is on me.
snake on snake action
I remember my first time…
Damn Bitch, I said no fangs!
grab my privates. Ok. I said grab my privates not make your snake bite them!!!
“Pfffft! Mine is sooo much bigger.”
I’m gay!
And the award for the best gypsy look alike goes to this thing right here
” This is how you’re getting your semen. “
god, thank you…thank you so much!
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Lady Gaga must have one of those…
“God.. Thou shall kill this bitch bragging about how big her snake is!”
“JIZZED IN MY PANTS”
74 Degrees, partly cloudly.
And if you look down here-
shit.
“First time it felt like I’ve had a penis.”
Sunny with a chance snake biting my penis off.
“Is it just me or is that snake trying to seduce me.”
Gee, Kassem I didn’t think it was that big.
‘Is that a small child in a balloon up there?’ or you know ‘insert joke about snake/penis’
Real snake vs Trouser snake.
no there not a snake in my pants its getting there
I’m Sick n tired of these motherf*ckin’ snakes on this motherf*ckin’ beach
snake eats hot guy with a 6 pack
“Snake attracted to dark haired trannies.”
“Snake searches very very small furry prey.”
“Snake hungry for crabs.”
“Deepthroat 2″ or “Snakes Suck Shlongs”
“Circumcision, it won’t hurt a bit.”
“Life Lesson: Don’t lose bets.”
Boa snake, meet trouser snake.
OMG! I just “Hissed” my pants!
I think my snake has fallen for your belt.
“Dear God, PLEASE make her grope my snake like that.”
That is quite a tape worm the witch doctor lady removed from you Kassem. Are you having any separation anxiety?
Yes, it is that long. And has a a weird skin pattern.
Then Kassem awoke to find himself a lone with the vaccuum.
Wow kassem, you werent joking when you said it was as big as a 12 foot snake!!
Snakes…takes one to find one…and he is onto something.
“Sword Fight!”
“Take it easy, I have only had a snake in my pants one other time.”
You like that. Yea You like that
“Man, if I had a dime for every time this happened to me…….I would have one dime.”
Dad is that you?…… Dont worry im coming for you…..lol
Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid
Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid
My mail is supervagag@hotmail.com send me a mail?.. or somethin…¿
Omg your glasses are so awesome!! my glasses are just fkin stupid
My mail is supervagag@hotmail.com send me a mail?.. or somethin…
MY ANDACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
I just asked this lady if she could tell me where to find a snake like that. She replied, ” Right here, the Amazon and my ass.”
oooo yeahhhh. that feels good!
you havent really been releasing new videos on the days you said you would.. whats up with that you jackoff!!!!
Just reach out and grab my snake… I know your embarrassed but it’s just like when you go home and play with your snake… Only difference is that this one is on me.
snake on snake action
I remember my first time…
Damn Bitch, I said no fangs!
grab my privates. Ok. I said grab my privates not make your snake bite them!!!
“Pfffft! Mine is sooo much bigger.”
I’m gay!
And the award for the best gypsy look alike goes to this thing right here
” This is how you’re getting your semen. “
god, thank you…thank you so much!