Tired of shoving twenty dollar bills up your asshole? Don’t worry, here’s something else you can do with money.
Where else would you expect to find a Museum about Creationism than in Kentucky. To be fair to Kentucky, they’ve been doing well. “Visiting Kentucky” recently topped “Put my penis in a door jam” and “hang out with Speidi” as things i would rather do on a Saturday afternoon. But i digress. A $27 million museum has been built to show the world that evolution is a farce. And so are facts. The museum features exhibits like a:
Noah’s Ark Contruction Site
Adam & Eve’s Garden of Eden
Natural Selection is Not Evolution Room
The museum also features a hallway which flashes images of war, famine, and natural disasters blaming them on people’s belief of evolution. Because if you didn’t know, Katrina wasn’t a hurricane. It was a spinning ball of monkeys and belief.
So if you live in Kentucky and aren’t busy touching your daughter this weekend, plan a trip to the Creation Museum. Just remember to leave the non-believers at home. With your dignity.
http://creationmuseum.org
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Lmfao i’ve heard about this somewhere else before… seriously how do these people exist…
i don’t understand how you think it is ok to support evolution, but not ok to support creation. who are you to say what is fact. people are allowed to believe whatever they want, without being ridiculed.
Thanks Kassem! I’m really tired of facts and science. I will make sure to visit this credible establishment.
thats not rite…
the great flying spaghetti monster created the world!!
Yes, people are allowed to believe whatever they want, but there’s a difference between a religious belief (creation and a scientific theory (evolution). While neither is proven, the latter is most certainly supported by facts, whereas the former is just supported by a book a bunch of people wrote thousands of years ago while “under the influence of a higher power”, which people today would most likely interpretate as either being baked or insane. But anyway, that’s not really the point. What really matters is that these two don’t even belong in the same conversation. Science and Religion are like dogs and cats. It’s virtually impossible to reconcile the two together.
I don’t honestly believe in Adam and Eve… First of all, I don’t even know how they began on earth(Note that I said “I don’t even know”).
So I believe in evolution only because it is the only logical explanation. Sure I can understand why people don’t believe in evolution, such as how can a fish turn into a monkey or some weird concept. Perhaps evolution has not started out with fish but perhaps it started out with a single cell that eventually multiplied and formed a much larger structure known as a human. Same could have happened to animals. In addition to this, my friend says that Adam&Eve were sent to earth by god, but is there any proof of god? God only exists in one’s beliefs, nothing more, there may be such a thing as god, but nobody will ever know.
> people are allowed to believe whatever they want, without being ridiculed.
Ridiculous beliefs must be ridiculed.
Oh, I just noticed that the dinosaur at the very top of this page, is holding an MP5 and is shooting another one of his kind.
It could be a G36C as well, I can’t tell, I think it’s a G36C
I think the general idea is that since evolution is actually a scientific theory which is replicable and supported by mounds of peer reviewed data and observations, that it is really not fair to compare the two.
Sorry for posting so much, but it could be an AK-47 also =) The gun size is too small to be an AK-47, enough to be an MP5 but the shape is wrong. It also has the right size for a G36C but the back part of the gun doesn’t have that curve like in the AK-47 design. Oh well, sorry again for posting so much.
Hahahaha. Kassem doesn’t know what he’s started. Or maybe… he does!
I just nodded in agreement to everything bad thing you said about my state. I live in the metro area, and I, as well as many others, feel the same about every part of Kentucky except: Louisville, Lexington, and Frankfort, (Our biggest cities.) And since the museum in in Eastern KY you can bet the inbred, Christian hillbillies are the target demo. Sometimes I want to defend Kentucky, but then I realize it’s all true. Excuse me while I weep.
I agree with ‘Evolution’. Well and yeah, the bible is just a book written a long time ago. And just because it says there was a plague or the ocean separated and that can be proved by science.. maybe that’s just luck. Today I can say that someday pigs will fly, and what do you know, maybe like 3,000 years from now, PIGS FLY! And, why does THIS so called God exists, and not those Greek gods? I mean what’s the difference? There’s none. And yes, people can believe whatever they want. But just know, what you see, is more sure that it is than something you read or believe by ‘faith’.
the guns an ak-74u.. im sorry evolution but you obviously havent wasted enough of your life in the virtual world of cod 4 or battling dinosaurs
HAHAHA YES!! Kassem, I love what you wrote about this waste of money. Organized religion is terrible! I wish everyone were agnostic (aka logical)……
ITS AN AK-74u.
I like how there are two debates.
one on topic, one more on guns…
thank you COD for teaching me the ways
Only in Kentucky could you get away with such a place
Okay- while I do agree it’s absolutely insane. I live in East KY and do NOT agree we all fall under the stereotypes. I didnt even know this existed.
NICE!!!!
lol Kassem you should check out thunderf00t on YouTube.
He is a scientist that makes videos about why creationists are stupid.
And yeah, that’s an AK-74u
hmmm i hate it when ppl say “I can believe in what i want” yet if i turned around and said “i believe that the lord of the rings happened a long time ago on Earth” i would be ridiculed, and rightly so. i find it completely frustrating that the single most stupid belief is indoctrinated in ppl from a young age and they are subsequently taught never to qu it. it goes beyond logic! furthermore ppl who choose what parts of the bible to believe in are equally frustrating u either accept it all or none of it as accepting parts of it is an oxymoron (no not an idiot welder)..ppl who believe in creationism should be stopped from having children
Kassem: I love your writing style. I wish I could be as snappy and efficient a communicator. Since I am not, here is my loooong comment:
I landed on this page from Google while doing a search for academic purposes, as it happened to be amongst the first results for “in the morrow”, and I was absolutely compelled to visit after reading “Tired of shoving twenty dollar bills up your asshole? Don’t worry, here’s something else you can do with money….”.
I am not tired of doing that, but still could not resist reading what your proposal for an alternative was, and let me tell you: I was not disappointed.
Writing from Spain, I doubt that I will be around Kentucky soon but, if I ever am, I will make sure not to visit that museum.
Further: I love the US. You guys are far better than the most critic and intelligent amongst yourselves seem to believe, because when criticising your country (which in itself is a good and patriotic thing to do) you sometimes forget that the other countries you look upon have other defects that are at least as bad. Compared to you guys, we Europeans are petty, culturally arrogant, chauvinistic, etc. (and in places like Spain, Portugal, Italy and so on, our politics and much of our society are endemically corrupt and dishonest)
BUT
discussing creationism (by any of its names) as something other than a pretty or non-pretty story and a quaint part of our cultural heritage, and further, comparing it with evolutionary theories as if they were at the same level, really puts you in a different league from the rest of the “developed world”.
Yes, people do have a right to believe whatever they want to; in fact, there is no way to stop them from doing so, but teaching a moronic belief to children in a public (or private, for that matter) school or university is a completely different issue. It should be made a crime, as it is easy to prove that it amounts to lying to them, handicapping their minds and their capability to understand the world around them, and wasting public money.
In my country, at least, even the Catholic Church openly says that the content of the Bible should not be read as a literal truth but as an inspiration, and always bearing in mind who wrote it and when (I would add, “and for what purpose”, but that is not something they say).
Best regards and thanks for your hilarious comments.
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