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    July 29th, 2009

    Jessica Rabbit Overrated?

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    Overrated?

    Before you flame me let me explain myself.

    Exhibit A: Her hairline

    Is it me or does she look like she’s balding? Am I right? Her hairline STARTS on the top center of her skull. Not okay.

    Exhibit B: What is she?

    Is she black? Is she Puerto Rican? Is she an albino Black Puerto Rican? She looks like Angelina Jolie’s half retarded sister.

    Exhibit C: Drug Use

    The last time I saw someone with super heavy eye lids like that was front row at a Ziggy Marley concert. What other addictions does she have? What if she was addicted to smack? Come to think of it,  we never hear her say she’s not addicted to heroine. Point Kassem.

    Just look at the facts objectively. And after you masturbate to the image above.

    Just sayin’.

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    11 Responses to “Jessica Rabbit Overrated?”

      crack is whack

      boobs

      haha, agreed on the hairline and the angie jolie reference was great!

      Overrated, perhaps, but a staple to anyone that slaps the ham to animated figures.

      Not that I would know…not at all…ah, gotta go.

      MeatPiston

      yeah.. she and megan fox are overrated.

      But those who cosplay her… hot.. and I have a thing for redheads shh!

      But those who cosplay her… hot.. and I have a thing for redheads shh!

      quisitali

      lol, ginger bitch….no really I did have a big crush on her growing up…and playing Patty Cake never looked soooo god.

      quisitali

      and by god i meant “good”

      Keith

      the long gloves are to cover the track mars right?

      Squigly

      I feel she is understimated, not overrated.
      She constitutes all the appeal that Angelina Jolie has; just as a cartoon. It’s her curves, her voice and her jugs that appeals to it all. The drugs give her a rustic more old new york timeless look that back then would make mens jaws drop. Plus her dress and hair are very sexy.

      this is what happens when men draw women. let a woman do it, she’ll look way hotter. Yes Jesse is over rated, but still a staple…

     
     
     

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