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    August 12th, 2009

    Kassem G FAQ

    I get certain questions more than others, so I thought I would address them all here.

    Q: What kind of glasses do you wear?

    A: Ray Ban Wayfarers with perscription lenses popped in.

    Q: Why do you wear wolf shirts?

    A: Why would I NOT wear wolf shirts?

    Q: What ethnicity are you?

    A: Egyptian/Jordanian. Mother fucker.

    Q: How do you not get punched in the face in your videos?

    A: People are super attracted to me. Plus I wear glasses and people have a thing about that.

    Q: Can I have a picture of you naked?

    A: That’s a little weird don’t you think? But yes, you can.

    Q: Wanna Sub 4 Sub?

    A: If I could abort you, I would.

    Q: Can you give me a shoutout in your next video?

    A: Maybe. If you send nudez.

    I hope this helped. I will update this as I see fit. Got more questions? Leave them below.

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    118 Responses to “Kassem G FAQ”

      Steven

      Hey Kassem,

      I was just wondering where the saying, “Oh sheesh yall, twas a dream” is from
      You say it Jake & amir and I was just wondering if its from a movie or anything?

      you can't pronounce it right, so who cares?

      What is your favourite sex position?

      Kassem. Hey, Can I Ask you a Question?

      Brad

      Are you jewish kassem?

      ok so….I totally randomly, somehow on accident…lol…found you on here…. and you cracked me up…like really cracked me up, and i sat and watched like 3 hours of vids…i couldn’t stop…so yeah…just wanted to tell ya…also, ive decided that im in love with and want to have your babies…if that were humanly possible….but its not….but im willing to try….lmfao…anyways,,yeah you rock…that is all

      Zouhair Stitou

      Hi,

      Please, i need to know. The eyeglasses frame you are wearing, is it
      1-RaybanWayfarer 2140, or
      2-RaybanWayfarer 5194

      Thank you

      Curious

      What is your religion?

      ellis

      Hey man, i’m enjoying your videos and would just like to say…go home terrorist!

      I thought you were Jewish..

      Erin

      Hey Kassem, you rock man. I wish I was Egyptian I wanna be born in a pyrimid. Could you do a California on Shaycarl?? That would be so sick I might end up barfing!! :) PS I love Shay too! And Smosh

      hanna

      will u marry me?

      Aya

      what is your religion? and have you ever visited egypt or jordan as a grown up ?

      you are hilarious. and im convinced you may have invented sarcasm? idkk, but dont ever change your glasses.

      please dont get the wrong idea from this cause im not of those girls to throw my self at people im just honestly curious, are u married?

      e

      can I build you a crazier website background and logo with your face on it but cartoonerized

      Adam

      So hey Kassem, you stay around Venice?

      Sarah

      Hey Kassem, I’m Egyptian and you’re cool. Btw, we don’t live in The Pyramids. Never even been near them.

      Chantel

      You’re hot.
      And your glasses are great too, don’t change ‘em.
      That’s all.

     
     
     

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