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    August 12th, 2009

    Kassem G FAQ

    I get certain questions more than others, so I thought I would address them all here.

    Q: What kind of glasses do you wear?

    A: Ray Ban Wayfarers with perscription lenses popped in.

    Q: Why do you wear wolf shirts?

    A: Why would I NOT wear wolf shirts?

    Q: What ethnicity are you?

    A: Egyptian/Jordanian. Mother fucker.

    Q: How do you not get punched in the face in your videos?

    A: People are super attracted to me. Plus I wear glasses and people have a thing about that.

    Q: Can I have a picture of you naked?

    A: That’s a little weird don’t you think? But yes, you can.

    Q: Wanna Sub 4 Sub?

    A: If I could abort you, I would.

    Q: Can you give me a shoutout in your next video?

    A: Maybe. If you send nudez.

    I hope this helped. I will update this as I see fit. Got more questions? Leave them below.

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    198 Responses to “Kassem G FAQ”

      juka

      Are you proud to be Egyptian/Jordanian? Do you speak arabic?

      Arielle

      im so obsessed with you

      Tiara

      Your so funny, love your videos! :)

      Kassem is a Muslim if you’re wondering what’s his Religion…And to the ones who says he’s Jewish, well I’m sad to dispoint you but there are no Jewish who are Egyptian / Jordanian.

      Kassem is a Muslim name of Prophet Muhammad’s son.

      I’ve many Muslim/Arabic friends and each one of them tries to show the world that Muslims are not equal to terrorist and they are just humans like everyone else living the good life.

      I’m actually happy for his success. :)

      Oh and the to idiots who says there are no Muslim names starting with a G…well there are and it’s very popular among Arabs.

      It’s Gehad. I’ve known many Egyptians got that name…

      And there are MANY other names~
      Ghazi
      Ghiyas
      Ghulam
      Ghallab

      So please stop talking about it if you don’t know what you are talking about.

      Linn

      hi kassem i think you should be perfect as a talk show host…something you can do in the future when youre tired of doing california on. But dont be tired of it now because it is hilarious, mother fuck!

      btw how old are you? :)

      NassemJ

      Hey dude, Moroccan cheers from Yellowknife Canada, eh! , most hilarious videos on youtube :D ! keep the awesome job man and never mind the biggotards and the fkdmbs from anywhere!

      Cellularphoniqua

      Kassem do you love hitler?

      Kassem, where can i get your naked pics ? :D

      trystyn cairns

      you are the fricken funniest person i know…keep up the videos…ur my hero. and it helps that you r cute :D

      Andy

      What is your height? Are u Circumcised?

      oh

      Well , unless the whole bio is faked , Kassem is probably not jewish.

      Kassem was born in Jordan in 1984 , I’m not aware of any jewish living there by this time.

      The British mandate, prohibited jews from settling in the east bank of the Jordan river , and the only jewish settlement Tel-Or(called after the hydroelectric power plant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naharayim ) , was demolished in the 1948 war by the Jordanian Legion and the Iraqi Army.

      After the war, the Jordanian law explicitly specified that jews living in Palestine before 1948, can’t become Jordanian citizens .

      Ririh

      What’s your height? You look very tall

      YourWalkingContradiction

      after reading the comments that some of you guys left I would just like to say
      to those who think that there is no such think as a Jew living or from Egypt.
      I prove you WRONG
      I am half egyptian. my grandfather and his family are from egypt later immagrating to France and then Israel. Jewish egyptians do exsist!
      … know your facts before you comment.
      Whether or not Kassam G is Jewish or Muslim …. WHO CARES
      hes the funniest man I have ever seen on youtube.
      you all know that you’d bang him regardless of his religion/ethnic background.
      -Kassam G…. your ‘THE BEST’
      that is all.

      Julian

      What kind of camera and mic do you use for your California On videos?

      heey

      I wanna marry you

      Just wanted to let you know I stumbled onto this today and will be returning for more info, keep it coming!

      is your clit pierced?
      and if so is it one of those door knockers or just the diamond one?
      or just your everyday diamond door knocker?

      thats what i thought.

      i think i got the answer.

      kassem G I notice You love wolves. You have wolves on your youtube channel and you wear tshirt of them. I just got a few questions for you. one, are you into the furry fandom? do you look up wolf yiff (anthro wolf porn) on the internet? and plz answer this question again Why do you wear wolf shirts? and tell us your real reason not the “Why would I NOT wear wolf shirts?” answer. just want to really know why you love wolves. if you don’t what’s a furry or what’s the furry fandom, look it up on wikipedia by typing in furry fandom. I want real answers about your obsession with wolf. let me answer this question: am i into the furry fandom? my answer is yes and my favorite animal is a arctic fox and my fursona (my character) is a arctic fox.

      p.s. I love your show, I already subscribed to you, and if you or anybody who is reading this have any question about the furry fandom, go to my youtube channel and ask me about it I want bits lol.

      Danya

      Being Arab do you belive this makes you automatically superior to every other human on the planet?

      Your hair is pretty awesome. How the hell do you comb that motherfucker?

      If your Muslim, what made you do such vulgar comedy?

      Jews.

      Do you speak Arabic?

      Are you married?

      Omar

      hii how are you Kassem i am a muslim too and i am from kuwait and i was born in NY, Troy but i live in kuwait and my parents are kuwaities we have an apartment in LA but one day i went to UCLA and was shocked when they saw me and they were surprised that i have jeans and Ralph Luern, A&F, and Hackett they thought we only wear ropes and they thought we don’t have cars and they saw my Civil ID and i told a girl that this is my Camel license :P
      And btw muslims are not terrorists
      And i am obssessed with your videos love you
      Regards,
      Omar

      Sophiya

      you are adorable kassem n i love ur name!

      Your mother

      Can I fuck you with my 11in. dildo? You’re smokin’ hot :)

      ching chong

      Im a muslim too! Although my dad is Chinese and I practice Christianity because I went to a Catholic school.. which doesnt really relate to any of the videos you got here or your comedy or your ‘mono-pack’..anyways, you have great vids here- very funny- I almost pissed my pants- but I thought I’d save it for your new vids..
      Well, ta-tah!

      CeritaDia

      Well I’m a Muslim too – but I don’t judge others simply by their religious views. I’m pretty much liberal, and open-minded kinda person. Anyways, Kassem, you rock. I understand exactly what you meant by being a cafe-mocha outside and milk inside. I live in Melbourne, and pretty much have Aussie accent and rockin’ nights out with my white girlfriends… and interested mainly in white guys. So you can say I’m pretty much a ‘white-inside’ person too, although not totally disregard my Asian cultures and everything. :-)

      medo

      hi kassem i am egyptian living in san diego and we are proud of you

      Kate

      Woohoo, your hilarias! I enjoy watching your videos everyday. Oh and hey guess what? I live in America too!!

      Arab Royalty

      LMFAO at omars comment… CAMEL LICENSE! lmfao
      i came frm saudi arabia to canada and this chick actually asked me if i had had PIZZA before, and i was like naa never, and shes like OMG ITS AMAZING YOU GOTTA TRY IT.. i was ROTFLMFAO and she was all o.O

      i love white kids
      so easy to fool lmfao

      Allan Tayloy

      u suck ball’s !!!!! But i fucking like you :) )) ur’ so funny !!! Keep the good work up bro , greetz from Romania ! and dude , be more kinky with the bitch’sssss

      Vainglorious

      You know you’re really hot but when I saw you kiss that guy in your Beiber episode, I lost all temptation for masturbation :( . Which leads me to this question: what’s your sexual preference/orientation?
      V

      Ahmed kassem

      you are awesome kassem,, i love your show …. keep uploading.

      Ahmed kassem

      iam not trying to relate myself to u man,,, but Kassem is my family name ,,, and its a big family over here in Egypt

      Angie ;)

      Oh my!!! I fucking love you!!! (I’d do you…but then again, who wouldn’t want to have sex with a sexy Egyptian, ray-ban-wearing, hilarious, wolf enpowering MAN??!!!) ;p

      nahjulia

      How many wolf shirts do you have?

      Greetings from Finland, I love you!

      Kassem G lover ;)

      Do you have a girlfriend?

      Kassem –
      Is youtube an actual job? What is your job exactly? What was your job before youtube? It’s all very confusing as to how this works. Don’t you get annoyed with the millions of comments? You can’t possibly go through all of them.

      Please answer(:
      Thanks

      Kuh-laire :P

      Hi, Kassem!
      I just want to say that you are hilarious. I love all of your videos! You are an amazing comedian, keep it up. By the way, my favorite California On was California on Bieber, because the majority said they hated him. Finally, SOMEONE agrees.

      Michael Jackson

      OMG YOUR EGYPTIAN/JORDANIAN!!! TERRORIST!!! TERRORIST!!!! HES GONNA BOMB US ALL!!!!! PROTECT VENICE, THATS WERE HES GONNA TO PLANT THE C4!!!

      Wren

      this is one of the most awesome comment threads ever.

      i especially like “i am obsessed with you”

      =]

      Hey, kassemg, you know that it must be simple and informative?

      THEN HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW HOW TO MONITOR YOUR STUPID SHOW “GOING DEEP” ??????
      THE ONES WHO ALREADY KNOW – ARE LUCKIEST ONES.
      gODDAMNIT, AFTER 15 MINUT GOOGLING I DIDN’T FIND ANYTHING ON IT!!!!!!!
      WHERE SHOULD I ADDRESS? TO YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT? HOW DO I KNOW WHEN??? FROM YOUR YOUTUBE PROFILE? WHERE EXACTLY I SHOULD LOOK AT THERE?

      Kassem ftw

      You fucking rock dude. I love your awkward humor in the “Going Deep” videos!

      Cathleen Mcgrath

      I love you so much!!!! I would be sooooooo happy if u like replied, i would like die!!!! (: WHY R U SO FUDGEING ATTRACTIVE???

      can i give u like 1 million doallars pleaseeee????

      love from NewJerseyyyy

      (CAN U COME TO JERSEY SO I CAN HUG YOU????)

      u r pretty (;

      anisa

      do you speak arabic Mr. KassemG?

      Hey, KassemG
      I was wondering what your approach is when interviewing people in Venice.
      Do you tell them it might be a bit offensive beforehand?

      Deepsingh

      I Think he’s read a little about Cocky/funny and PUA

      Hala

      that so cool that ur jordinian im palestinian/jordinian. very happy for your success and that people dont view u as a terrorist haha

      heeeey

      Kassem you should REALY visit DC Marylnad / Virginia its such a awsome place to go…..

      Hey dude, Moroccan cheers from Yellowknife Canada, eh! , most hilarious videos on youtube :D ! keep the awesome job man and never mind the biggotards and the fkdmbs from anywhere!

      Xbox Gamertag

     
     
     

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