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    August 12th, 2009

    Kassem G FAQ

    I get certain questions more than others, so I thought I would address them all here.

    Q: What kind of glasses do you wear?

    A: Ray Ban Wayfarers with perscription lenses popped in.

    Q: Why do you wear wolf shirts?

    A: Why would I NOT wear wolf shirts?

    Q: What ethnicity are you?

    A: Egyptian/Jordanian. Mother fucker.

    Q: How do you not get punched in the face in your videos?

    A: People are super attracted to me. Plus I wear glasses and people have a thing about that.

    Q: Can I have a picture of you naked?

    A: That’s a little weird don’t you think? But yes, you can.

    Q: Wanna Sub 4 Sub?

    A: If I could abort you, I would.

    Q: Can you give me a shoutout in your next video?

    A: Maybe. If you send nudez.

    I hope this helped. I will update this as I see fit. Got more questions? Leave them below.

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    411 Responses to “Kassem G FAQ”

      Maz

      WHAT DOES ‘G’ STAND FOR???
      is it a refernce to your….obvious ‘g’ness?
      is your surname really long?
      is your surname just ‘g’?

      i cant beleive nobody else has asked….

      or maybe im just really lame…..

      can i have a pic tooo jk

      dad got promoted, moving to cali, can i runaway and live with you

      mona

      My question is : do you read thoses comments ? I know I wouldn’t. Or I would, but i’d regret it afterwards. Internet comments are like a really bad one-nighter, you think you want it but … bleh.

      baawb

      are you muslim?

      M

      are you muslim?
      very interesting if you are.

      jamalalalalalalala

      how long are you doing this raw food diet thing?

      Erik from Chico

      Kassem! Do you ever get mad when you go to type your name on your iPhone and it autocorrects as kassel? Also I think you and shay and phill should start a “three guys on a couch” channel..

      ???? ???????? ?? ???? :-)
      ???? ????? ???? ?????? ?????

      if you wish to do all this stuff in US looking at girl boobs and ass better change your Muslim name and your religion too, that will make Allah happier or else he will fuck the shit out of you when you go back to hell,

      tell this to your mom too !!!

      Your mother and I are so proud of you, son.

      Bianca

      Are you single?
      My best friend thinks your super cute. (So do I!) ;)

      ak

      probably your dad uses the word slut quiet often, probably your mom is one,

      may be you suck on your mom’s boobs too often,

      thats where you come from in your every video

      do you finger your mom too !!!!!

      Carlyyy.

      try to bite your ear while slapping your shoulder ;D

      jessica

      If I gave a shit you’d be the first one to get it :P

      ps send me a wolf shirt

      my number:
      973-409-3264

      also:202-629-9216haha

      Zebra Sapien

      jessica, we are going to call you and ask for phone sex or try to telemarket. watch where you post your phone number.

      Mazen

      Are u a Muslim ?
      did u have a girl friend ?

      Sam

      I’m also interested in knowing if you’re Muslim. Don’t ask me why. You’re obviously not practicant (I’m not either) but are your parents Muslim? If you are, that would give me a looooot of hope in the possibility of the exitence of cool muslim guys in the world…..

      Sam

      …..and that’s existence*. 5 stars for self-correction bitchezzz

      Zebra Sapien

      i love how everyone asks if kassem is muslim. probably not, judging by his lifestyle, i.e. drinking beer

      Hay man! You have a potential. I think in next 30 years:) we’ll see you on TV! (if there still be a tv!)

      carethough

      Who cares if he’s Muslim? Just watch his video dumbtwits

      Are you a Muslim? Very very curious!

      Omik

      Quick, tell them you’re Muslim so they can unsubscribe.

      Wierdo

      All the guys/gals asking/saying “muslim muslim muslim muslim” are probably muslims themselves as its a dead give away by their self righteous attitude and passing judgement on others.

      Keep up the good work KassemG.
      btw Why you mentioning toxic shock syndrome? Its a medical condition, an immune disease.

      Happy Holidays.

      Unknown

      For all those Muslims wondering if Kassem is Muslim or not, well news for you, he’s not. He’s from Jordan or Egypt like he says and some are Christian, Jewish, etc.

      Kassem G is imitating Ali G from the Ali G Show (Sacha Baron Cohen).

      If he was a Muslim, he wouldn’t talk or act the way he is.

      dsdd

      He’s definitely not a muslim. Anyone could have a name like him. Like Queen Latifah, Latifah is a muslim name though. But Queen Latifah is not a muslim right? Anyway, suck it up guys. Just watch his videos and laugh.s

      sami

      he is Muslim .. & Whats up with beem Muslim ..

      Stewie

      You are awesome man! So funny! Keep up the good work

      Kassem G is going to become famous nation-wide…. that is my prediction.

      Hey Kassem :)

      Have you ever actually hooked up with a girl you’ve interviewed?

      xoxo

      Jo

      Mari

      Kassem is a Arab name not a Muslim name. Just because people have Arabic names doesnt necessitate them Muslim. And if he is Muslim its noones business but his.
      I have a English name but Im Muslim, just to show you its NOT in the name. Rock On Kassem
      Mari

      Ok. First off, you are amazing. Second, what sports do you do?

      Zee

      everyone wants to know if he is muslim so ill join the bandwagon.
      for those who say he is not, how do u know. muslims arnt all as boring as you think ;)

      Cal

      I’m seriously SICK of people asking if he’s a Muslim or not!! WHY the hell does it matter?!
      Guys are you paying attention to how racist and brainwashed you are all becoming? Seriously, CUT THE BULLSHIT AND REMEMBER THAT WE ARE ALL HUMANS!

      P.S. Muslims also party and drink, not everyone practices their religion you know.

      aleja

      where would you think you’ll be going if you were to die today?

      kas

      i am muslim. mother fuckers

      madhattergirl

      who gives a flying fuck about his religon, the dude’s funny.leave it at that.

      coty

      oh my gosh, i aint even gonna lie, but i tell you what, people take stuff to seriously.

      B

      King of Comedy.
      Love you show! keep the good stuff coming!

      For a moment she considered taking aspirin. In due course he arrived at Trilda.
      Meanwhile, the caravan had passed. He actually thought of it as that-a decision.
      He s a hypnotized spy of those devils who are attacking us. It was the only warmth there was. Trafalgar leave love and prospecyt.are you jewest

      are you

      dee

      Kassem you’re awesome!!!Don’t care if your muslim or not( i dont know wtf is up with these people and their twat insults).

      you are hilarious as a mofo! <3

      much love!

      MGM

      Kassem your great! you make me ROFL when ever i watch your videos.
      I would also like to point out that not all muslims follow their religion so he could very well be a muslim, but what does it matter he would be funny no matter what ethnicity or religion he is!

      Anonymous

      Er, wow. you are effing HILARIOUS..
      and sort of REALLY hot.

      You should do some stand-up in New York City.
      I know a lot of comedy clubs that are available in Times Sq. to comedians like yourself..
      so you should like.. consider it

      KEEP IT UP/ btw you don’t look 26. more like 19..

      oh yeah, QUESTION: Um, i forgot…. you’re sexy.

      eila

      i am muslim,and egyptian and people here party as much as any1 else in the world does.

      cortney. :]

      what Does the g stand for… ? O.o

     
     
     

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