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    August 12th, 2009

    Kassem G FAQ

    I get certain questions more than others, so I thought I would address them all here.

    Q: What kind of glasses do you wear?

    A: Ray Ban Wayfarers with perscription lenses popped in.

    Q: Why do you wear wolf shirts?

    A: Why would I NOT wear wolf shirts?

    Q: What ethnicity are you?

    A: Egyptian/Jordanian. Mother fucker.

    Q: How do you not get punched in the face in your videos?

    A: People are super attracted to me. Plus I wear glasses and people have a thing about that.

    Q: Can I have a picture of you naked?

    A: That’s a little weird don’t you think? But yes, you can.

    Q: Wanna Sub 4 Sub?

    A: If I could abort you, I would.

    Q: Can you give me a shoutout in your next video?

    A: Maybe. If you send nudez.

    I hope this helped. I will update this as I see fit. Got more questions? Leave them below.

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    198 Responses to “Kassem G FAQ”

      Steven

      Hey Kassem,

      I was just wondering where the saying, “Oh sheesh yall, twas a dream” is from
      You say it Jake & amir and I was just wondering if its from a movie or anything?

      you can't pronounce it right, so who cares?

      What is your favourite sex position?

      Kassem. Hey, Can I Ask you a Question?

      Brad

      Are you jewish kassem?

      ok so….I totally randomly, somehow on accident…lol…found you on here…. and you cracked me up…like really cracked me up, and i sat and watched like 3 hours of vids…i couldn’t stop…so yeah…just wanted to tell ya…also, ive decided that im in love with and want to have your babies…if that were humanly possible….but its not….but im willing to try….lmfao…anyways,,yeah you rock…that is all

      Zouhair Stitou

      Hi,

      Please, i need to know. The eyeglasses frame you are wearing, is it
      1-RaybanWayfarer 2140, or
      2-RaybanWayfarer 5194

      Thank you

      Curious

      What is your religion?

      ellis

      Hey man, i’m enjoying your videos and would just like to say…go home terrorist!

      I thought you were Jewish..

      Erin

      Hey Kassem, you rock man. I wish I was Egyptian I wanna be born in a pyrimid. Could you do a California on Shaycarl?? That would be so sick I might end up barfing!! :) PS I love Shay too! And Smosh

      hanna

      will u marry me?

      Aya

      what is your religion? and have you ever visited egypt or jordan as a grown up ?

      you are hilarious. and im convinced you may have invented sarcasm? idkk, but dont ever change your glasses.

      please dont get the wrong idea from this cause im not of those girls to throw my self at people im just honestly curious, are u married?

      e

      can I build you a crazier website background and logo with your face on it but cartoonerized

      Adam

      So hey Kassem, you stay around Venice?

      Sarah

      Hey Kassem, I’m Egyptian and you’re cool. Btw, we don’t live in The Pyramids. Never even been near them.

      Chantel

      You’re hot.
      And your glasses are great too, don’t change ‘em.
      That’s all.

      you should do California on Porn

      Hey, Aaron Patterson.

      Guess what?

      Kassem has already done that. Faggot

      Ross

      Dude you are hilarious! I love the show! Keep up the good work man, you rock!

      Hey Kassem, Whats your real name.

      I like to predict and I predict at the end of 2010, you will have more then 1 mil subs.

      Cheers,
      Ashwaan from Maldives.

      Will you come to Australia please? Hot babes galore!

      heey

      Hello

      you’re awesome. What’s your favorite chocolate bar ?

      Keep it up …

      Man kassem your amazing. I just discovered your videos and already my friends are getting annoyed by the references I make to your work. Unlike the others your stuff never gets old whether it’s the awkward moments or the goes deep your the best out there
      and with that I leave you with one question

      What is you plan for the zombie apocalypse?

      Joelle

      Kassem,
      what religion if any do you affiliate with?

      kauffman

      hey kassem g, are you a LOL kinda person? or maybe a LMAO? cuz im definitely a ROFLMAO kinda dude but kinda IDK. Cheers.

      CocoTheeClown

      Oh ma gawd! Haha kassem I’m half Egyptian too! Half Egyptian, half Scottish :D lol x

      Gotcha

      You are a jew.DOnt be sad about it.But still you are funny.

      Eva Ellington, Cherry Ferreti, Violet Monroe – Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one

      eatmysemen

      Kassem,

      You semen eating homo sexual,,

      HAHAHAHA burn in hell jew!!

      eatmysemen

      hahaha sorry for that last post, I dont know why I posted that..

      eatmysemen

      i really think there is something wrong with me.,,

      eatmysemen

      hey kassem, one more question,

      do you suck your own dick through a mcDonalds straw?

      HAHAHHAHA

      sorry again!!

      eatmysemen

      and just a message to fucken retard that asked about the last name starting with “G” ,,

      Theres no fucking arabs with the last name that starts with the letter “G”

      Kassem’s real last name is probably something like;

      mohammed
      rahman
      imram
      abdul
      hassan

      or some other bullshit name

      eatmysemen

      actually his last name may start with the letter G

      stands for “GOAT FUCKER”

      HAHAHAHAH

      ohh man, theres really something wrong with me, sorry Kassem, i know I have issues,

      eatmysemen

      Actually WAIT WAIT!!

      I got it ..

      The “G” stands for “GOAT SHIT”

      because Kassem likes the smell of goat shit on his genetals!!!

      yep!! mystery solved folks,,

      eatmysemen

      HAHAHAHHAAH ohh man the goat shit thing made me laugh,

      sorry Kassem,, im real messed up..

      ArabDude

      whats ur religion?

      dude ,i dont give a f**k abt ur eternity or religion, but ur videos are awesome man, have no idea how u do that with out getting hit right on the face, or may be u do get hit, and u edit those stuff ,
      anyway keep doing what u doing cuz u r best at it !!!!!!
      cheers

      egypthai

      well .. i can see that ” eatmysemen ” has serious mental proplemes . and my advice for u is to see a doctor urgently .
      btw ” eatmysemen” there are alot of arab names starting with G
      Gamal – Gad – Gawad – Gaber and umm one for you ” GET A LIFE ”
      kassem you rock , i really like all your vids . im half egyptian too if u notice from name but i really dont care for where u from or whats ur religion .
      thanx for making these vids

      eatmysemen

      “egyptions” smell bad, but they smell worse when you set them on fire!@!!!! AHHAHAHAHA

      eatmysemen

      shay carl thinks thats funny, the one about the egyptions on fire!!

      JM

      can you guys just lay off, this guy is fucking awesome and your all just jealous losers. Become a catholic priest (if you already aren’t) and go chase some prepubescent tail if your THAT bored.
      You sick fucks.

      eatmysemen

      @JM, why dont you lick my asshole? just until i blow my stones!!

      cmon, youll like it, I promise,

      then when im done we can both watch your sister strip!! and I can insult her while I flick rubber bands at her privates and burn her with cigarettes!!

      Hey Kassem. I’ve been a fan since…last Thursday, and I just wanted to say keep up the great work! Your “Awkward Moment” videos are hilarious.

      Also, I think it’s hilarious how people are speculating what the “G” stands for. If you wanted people to know, you would tell them. I know for a fact that his last name is Gharaskg ;OH GOD HELP ME

      Freakbitchbaby

      dear kassem,
      I’d love to bend you over and rub your asshole while i jack you off. then i’d have you lay on your back and i’d lick and suck on your balls while you played with yourself. after that i’d get onto and ride that big fat cock all night. mmm ;-)

      eatmysemen

      ohh jesus,, reg. “Freakbitchbaby” ;someone get that whore a valium and bring her to my house!!!

      namerequired

      lol muslim or jewish?

      r u jewish? wtf r u

     
     
     

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