I’m not trying to hook up with the guy. I just think he’s totally awesome. Totally.
I dunno what it is, maybe it’s his perfectly symmetrical face. Maybe it’s his movies. Maybe it’s his awesome life. All I know is that he’s not making me look like the straightest guy out there. But I’m okay with that. I’m secure with my sexuality. I dare you not to get lost in his eyes. I DARE YOU! Sorry, sometimes I get a little crazy when it comes to J Dub.
Johnny, I know you live in Pair-ee, but if you read this, hit me up on my cell. Maybe we could make a YouTube video together. And by YouTube video I mean kiss passionately…wait wha!?
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haha, i totally know how you feel
I will agree with you on this Kassem
Hahah! Kassem… I love you.
“When it comes to J-Dub.”
That’s rich.
I’m with you 100% he’s awesome.
I think its because his skin looks softer than babytards face
And this is why Kassem is the man.
Johnny Depp is amazing, that’s why he’s the new MadHatter !
I’d hit it.
Johnny is quite a looker, just saying.
hahaha! Kassem, I agree with you. This man is fascinating!
I understand how you may have a crush on Johnny Depp because he’s cute…and awesome…but come on…there’s better. What about Noel Fielding from the Mighty Booch…I’d hit that.
completely agree. anyone else here have a man crush on Kassem? i’d hit it, and leave it crying for more.
He’s rocks my world can’t wait till the next POTC
omg i so agree johnny depp is amazing <3. totally hetero though.
I have a chick crush, fo shoooooooooooh meng.
He’s one of the few guys out there who could POOF turn any completly heterosexuel man GAY, for just 5 minutes (if they’re really quick..!)
I am in LOVE with Johnny Depp. He may be 30 years older than me but that doesn’t stop me from dreaming about marrying him [x. If only he was 17 and famous. Haha. But yeah. It’s ok, Kassem, to have a man crush on him. Many other heterosexual men do to!.
He is a king among men! A true actor!
Oh and Gerrard Butler! He is my man crush!!!
I’m thinking you, me, and your good friend Johnny. I’m good at multitasking. Let’s make it happen.
hahahahha kassem is hilarious! this website is a def. WINNNNNNNNN
Your GAYDAR is reading that you are going over 9000!
hes so dreamy….just like you lover….lol
haha it so true, he can attract anybody! i have a huge poster of him in my dorm room and then 7 posters in my room at home
His sexy to weird ratio is not good enough for me, sorry.
i totally did body shots with him,,long ago memories
Depp’s awesome, no doubt, but my man-crush is solidified in Josh Hartnett.
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Depp’s great, one of the few talented sex symbols. Every role’s 100% different.
i want to suck kassems dick while johnny poops on my chest
and kassem gets a$$ funked by meeeee….
and i shoot a big load on his face…..then i lick it offfff
I just know he’s the guy I’m gonna marry someday. Vanessa para-who?
HAHAHAH your funnyy as fuck:D:D:D
Like we don’t see his group of girlfriends on the sly
Well Kassem… If I were a guy, I’d be willing to go gay for him too.
But ah, I’m not thin as Vanessa. The girl needs some cheeseburger!
He’s hot but not the hottest i’ve ever seen. Try Ian Somerhalder, now that’s one gorgeous motherfucker!
Can I be in the video too, and kiss you both?
Yea j dub is quite the hottie. U 2 shud make a video lol
johnny is definitly hot! but you make my laugh box explode! and my pants box lawl
Oh boy, I totally agree with this. I’ve been unsuccessfully stalking him for several years now in Paris. Damn it, such a big city, and such a tiny handsome guy
Hey Johnny Depp you have a great movie acting I can see you play a part as captain nemo in the NAUTILAUS maybe one day someone will write that story I just think that would be a great role for to play