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    August 3rd, 2009

    Totally Hetero Man Crush of the Week-Johnny Depp

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    I’m not trying to hook up with the guy. I just think he’s totally awesome. Totally.

    I dunno what it is, maybe it’s his perfectly symmetrical face. Maybe it’s his movies. Maybe it’s his awesome life. All I know is that he’s not making me look like the straightest guy out there. But I’m okay with that. I’m secure with my sexuality. I dare you not to get lost in his eyes. I DARE YOU! Sorry, sometimes I get a little crazy when it comes to J Dub.

    Johnny, I know you live in Pair-ee, but if you read this, hit me up on my cell. Maybe we could make a YouTube video together. And by YouTube video I mean kiss passionately…wait wha!?

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    31 Responses to “Totally Hetero Man Crush of the Week-Johnny Depp”

      Vj

      haha, i totally know how you feel :)

      I will agree with you on this Kassem

      Nicole

      Hahah! Kassem… I love you.
      “When it comes to J-Dub.”
      That’s rich.

      I’m with you 100% he’s awesome.

      Stephen Lindsey

      I think its because his skin looks softer than babytards face

      RoO

      And this is why Kassem is the man.
      Johnny Depp is amazing, that’s why he’s the new MadHatter !

      Johnny is quite a looker, just saying.

      jackie

      hahaha! Kassem, I agree with you. This man is fascinating!

      Karla

      I understand how you may have a crush on Johnny Depp because he’s cute…and awesome…but come on…there’s better. What about Noel Fielding from the Mighty Booch…I’d hit that.

      JosephM

      completely agree. anyone else here have a man crush on Kassem? i’d hit it, and leave it crying for more.

      Kasuni

      He’s rocks my world can’t wait till the next POTC :)

      Bart

      omg i so agree johnny depp is amazing <3. totally hetero though.

      emily

      I have a chick crush, fo shoooooooooooh meng.

      He’s one of the few guys out there who could POOF turn any completly heterosexuel man GAY, for just 5 minutes (if they’re really quick..!)

      yoandra

      I am in LOVE with Johnny Depp. He may be 30 years older than me but that doesn’t stop me from dreaming about marrying him [x. If only he was 17 and famous. Haha. But yeah. It’s ok, Kassem, to have a man crush on him. Many other heterosexual men do to!.

      He is a king among men! A true actor!

      Oh and Gerrard Butler! He is my man crush!!!

      B Lyn

      I’m thinking you, me, and your good friend Johnny. I’m good at multitasking. Let’s make it happen.

      hahahahha kassem is hilarious! this website is a def. WINNNNNNNNN

      Zebra Sapien

      Your GAYDAR is reading that you are going over 9000!

      hes so dreamy….just like you lover….lol

      Lily

      haha it so true, he can attract anybody! i have a huge poster of him in my dorm room and then 7 posters in my room at home :-)

      mona

      His sexy to weird ratio is not good enough for me, sorry.

      Jade

      i totally did body shots with him,,long ago memories

      Burke

      Depp’s awesome, no doubt, but my man-crush is solidified in Josh Hartnett.

      Only want to say your article is awesome. The clearness in your post is simply striking and i can assume you are an expert on this subject. Well with your permission allow me to grab your rss feed to keep up to date with future post. Thanks a million and please keep up the strong work

      shalylol

      Depp’s great, one of the few talented sex symbols. Every role’s 100% different.

      james

      i want to suck kassems dick while johnny poops on my chest

      dave

      and kassem gets a$$ funked by meeeee….
      and i shoot a big load on his face…..then i lick it offfff

      Renee

      I just know he’s the guy I’m gonna marry someday. Vanessa para-who?

     
     
     

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