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    August 3rd, 2009

    Totally Hetero Man Crush of the Week-Johnny Depp

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    I’m not trying to hook up with the guy. I just think he’s totally awesome. Totally.

    I dunno what it is, maybe it’s his perfectly symmetrical face. Maybe it’s his movies. Maybe it’s his awesome life. All I know is that he’s not making me look like the straightest guy out there. But I’m okay with that. I’m secure with my sexuality. I dare you not to get lost in his eyes. I DARE YOU! Sorry, sometimes I get a little crazy when it comes to J Dub.

    Johnny, I know you live in Pair-ee, but if you read this, hit me up on my cell. Maybe we could make a YouTube video together. And by YouTube video I mean kiss passionately…wait wha!?

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    36 Responses to “Totally Hetero Man Crush of the Week-Johnny Depp”

      Vj

      haha, i totally know how you feel :)

      I will agree with you on this Kassem

      Nicole

      Hahah! Kassem… I love you.
      “When it comes to J-Dub.”
      That’s rich.

      I’m with you 100% he’s awesome.

      Stephen Lindsey

      I think its because his skin looks softer than babytards face

      RoO

      And this is why Kassem is the man.
      Johnny Depp is amazing, that’s why he’s the new MadHatter !

      Johnny is quite a looker, just saying.

      jackie

      hahaha! Kassem, I agree with you. This man is fascinating!

      Karla

      I understand how you may have a crush on Johnny Depp because he’s cute…and awesome…but come on…there’s better. What about Noel Fielding from the Mighty Booch…I’d hit that.

      JosephM

      completely agree. anyone else here have a man crush on Kassem? i’d hit it, and leave it crying for more.

      Kasuni

      He’s rocks my world can’t wait till the next POTC :)

      Bart

      omg i so agree johnny depp is amazing <3. totally hetero though.

      emily

      I have a chick crush, fo shoooooooooooh meng.

      He’s one of the few guys out there who could POOF turn any completly heterosexuel man GAY, for just 5 minutes (if they’re really quick..!)

      yoandra

      I am in LOVE with Johnny Depp. He may be 30 years older than me but that doesn’t stop me from dreaming about marrying him [x. If only he was 17 and famous. Haha. But yeah. It’s ok, Kassem, to have a man crush on him. Many other heterosexual men do to!.

      He is a king among men! A true actor!

      Oh and Gerrard Butler! He is my man crush!!!

      B Lyn

      I’m thinking you, me, and your good friend Johnny. I’m good at multitasking. Let’s make it happen.

      hahahahha kassem is hilarious! this website is a def. WINNNNNNNNN

      Zebra Sapien

      Your GAYDAR is reading that you are going over 9000!

      hes so dreamy….just like you lover….lol

      Lily

      haha it so true, he can attract anybody! i have a huge poster of him in my dorm room and then 7 posters in my room at home :-)

      mona

      His sexy to weird ratio is not good enough for me, sorry.

      Jade

      i totally did body shots with him,,long ago memories

      Burke

      Depp’s awesome, no doubt, but my man-crush is solidified in Josh Hartnett.

      Only want to say your article is awesome. The clearness in your post is simply striking and i can assume you are an expert on this subject. Well with your permission allow me to grab your rss feed to keep up to date with future post. Thanks a million and please keep up the strong work

      shalylol

      Depp’s great, one of the few talented sex symbols. Every role’s 100% different.

      james

      i want to suck kassems dick while johnny poops on my chest

      dave

      and kassem gets a$$ funked by meeeee….
      and i shoot a big load on his face…..then i lick it offfff

      Renee

      I just know he’s the guy I’m gonna marry someday. Vanessa para-who?

      marilena

      HAHAHAH your funnyy as fuck:D:D:D

      Like we don’t see his group of girlfriends on the sly

      CeritaDia

      Well Kassem… If I were a guy, I’d be willing to go gay for him too.

      But ah, I’m not thin as Vanessa. The girl needs some cheeseburger!

      Your mother

      He’s hot but not the hottest i’ve ever seen. Try Ian Somerhalder, now that’s one gorgeous motherfucker!

      mythe

      Can I be in the video too, and kiss you both?

     
     
     

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